Wednesday, October 26, 2005
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and have been a nun
as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
to be single and #2, you must
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the
road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Monday, October 24, 2005
that message seemed to be out of character for him. The article regarding New
Orleans was NOT written by George Carlin. That same message has had several
names attached to it & Carlin vehemently denies writing it. In fact he was
recently on TV with Bill Mahr and expressed his sentiment for the people of NO
and his opinion was the complete opposite of that message. You can get the
particulars regarding it and a lot of others at:
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Click on the link and check out a python which tried to eat a alligator
in the Florida Everglades. The author of the site is concerned with the
humans releasing these PETS into the wild because they become to much
of a burden. Amazing. Click the article of the Burmese Python
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
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if you can raed tihs psas it on !!
Monday, October 17, 2005
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Sunday, October 9, 2005
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- Fire prevention
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- Funding of community
- Social and local economic development agencies
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- Land use planning and borough development.
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