Taxes

Arial Tax his cow,


Tax his goat;


Tax his pants,


Tax his coat;


Tax his crop,


Tax his work;


Tax his ties,


Tax his shirt;


Tax his chew,


Tax his smoke


Teach him taxing


is no joke.


Tax his tractor,


Tax his mule;


Tell him, Taxing


is the rule.


Tax his oil,


Tax his gas


Tax his notes,


Tax his cash


Tax him good


and let him know,


That after taxes,


he has no dough.


If he hollers,


Tax him more;


Tax him till


he's good and sore.


Tax his coffin,


Tax his grave,


Tax his sod in which


he's laid.


Put these words


upon his tomb,


"Taxes drove him


to his doom."


After he's gone,


we won't relax.


We'll still collect


inheritance tax.





"Kwitchyerbellyakin."

0000,0000,FFFD- Irish saying