Monday, December 1, 2003

New Words

Just a few words to think about
Libra
 
Words You Won't Find in the Dictionary But Should!
  • Arachnoleptic Fit ...(n) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidently walked through a spider web.
  • Beelzebug...(n) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3am and cannot be cast out.
  • Bozone...(n) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  • Caterpallor...(n) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
  • Cashtration...(n) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite peroid.
  • Decaflon...(n) The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  • Dopelar Effect...(n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you come at them rapidly.
  • Extraerrestaurant...(n) An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experimented upon. Also known as an E-T-ry.
  • Hemaglobe...(n) The bloody state of the world.
  • Intaxication...(n) Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

2 comments:

ļΐββŷ MSN said...

...I think i need  before i type in the morning...i forgot a few words so here they are Kinstirpation...(n) A painful inability to remove relatives who come to visit. Lullabuoy...(n) An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents you from drifting off to sleep. Karmageddon...(n) It's like, when everyone is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, you know, the Earth explodes and its like a serious bummer. Sarchasm...(n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Done.... Libra

bear MSN said...

  reading just a few words, got me to remember, my sons teacher phoning me and telling me this story, that she enjoyed listening and tells this story to others.     my son at grade school told his teacher and classmates, that he has a phd, and now he is wondering what business to start?? the teacher replied how did you get a phd when  you are in grade 5, and you have a long way to go, if you may ever get that far??  his replie was business part is hard to choose, the PHD = PAPA HAS DOUG